Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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