We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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