in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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