this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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