he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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