I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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