I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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