People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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