Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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