Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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