You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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