I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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