gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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