I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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