This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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