I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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