I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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