somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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