Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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