yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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