At least make sure they are 18
Why
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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