Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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