yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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