we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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