Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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