I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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