these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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