So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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