you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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