you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
All the doctor said was why
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