But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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