You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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