There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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