let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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