belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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