I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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