That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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