like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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