No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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