In the future we'll all be gay
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
it's like heaven, but drunker
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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