Nicole vs. Life
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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