If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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