but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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