I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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