I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i now understand why vodka
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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