party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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