That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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