oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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