just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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