Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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