As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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