They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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