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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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