what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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