did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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